the whether man

will it rain

will it snow

around these parts

we never know

 

will it hail

will it blow

the whether man

will let us know

 

so if you’ve got some time to kill

a pine cone on the window sill

a scrap of seaweed hanging there

watching clouds in the rocking chair

a whether person you could be

and find yourself on prime TV

you couldn't get it wrong you know -

you’re the whether man on the whether show.

◄ the apple tree

I'll bring the coke ►

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Ann Foxglove

Sat 26th Dec 2009 12:18

Just read it! And I just put up my poem about our new local newsreader, who I just can't take too. (Maybe we're watching too much TV!)

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Banksy

Sat 26th Dec 2009 12:00

Well, if the vagaries of the weather girls have you puzzled, I've just added one about Ulrika called "I'll bring the coke". - hope you're not easily offended !

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Ann Foxglove

Sat 26th Dec 2009 10:31

I like your whether man! I like his pine cone on the window sill and his seaweed!
I keep meaning to write a poem called "Why are the women who read the weather forecast always pregnant?" Haven't got round to it yet!

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