Not Chuffed

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I've had it up to here with the railways

They can't seem to get things on track

so I took the opportunity  to get my revenge

I bought a return ticket and didn't come back


That'll show 'em!

◄ Tina!

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Brian Maryon

Sat 16th Jun 2018 10:50

I'm sure Toshiro Mifune is equally as nice Don.

I'll do a scary voice next time, particularly when talking about Keith and Tyson.

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Don Matthews

Sat 16th Jun 2018 10:45

Well knock me over! Interesting how you get get an image of someone minus their voice. He don't sound anything like his scary pic...He actually sounds quite a nice gent Don ?

You come over real good on my speakers mate...

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Brian Maryon

Sat 16th Jun 2018 00:09

I've taken to heart the comment made by Wolfgar (David) in his 'Slaves' blog and added an audio to my own 'Chuffed' post. It's surprising to hear the sound of my own voice! I can't say I'm over the moon with my delivery, but it's a start and I hope to improve upon it.

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Hannah Collins

Fri 15th Jun 2018 21:37

That will show em indeed.
Loving your work Brian.


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Don Matthews

Fri 15th Jun 2018 14:42

Now Brian, don't write ones to befuddle me. That's not British ?

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 15th Jun 2018 13:44

Shades of the laugh-out loud lunacy of The Goon Show.
Spike Milligan would have known just where you're coming

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Brian Maryon

Fri 15th Jun 2018 13:16

Don - that's the's completely illogical.

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Don Matthews

Fri 15th Jun 2018 11:57

I'm sorry Brian I don't get
The logic of your poem
You bought a return ticket
Did not return to show 'em

If you didn't come back
They'd have your fare return
But would not have to pay for
The diesel which you'd burn

I'm guessing you're a hefty thing
With all the cream you churn
They would've saved a heapfull
On diesel you would burn

I did however like
Your pic of Thomas Tank
Ya know Brian I once had
A Thomas piggy bank

Now don you don't make sense
A piggy wiggy bank
Cannot an engine bank be
(Damn silly silly me)

DM ?

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Darren J Beaney

Fri 15th Jun 2018 09:20

Nice one Brian - if only it were that easy!!!

Made me giggle out loud...


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