Hello, here she comes...Tina, taking Tyson for a walk
She never takes him out, Keith must be away
Thank God she's on the other side of the road
I won't have to talk to her, just keep my head down
My God what is she wearing?
Dayglo pink top too small for her
Bloody hell look at her boobs...how are they staying in?
I can't stop looking at them
Lucky I've got my sunglasses, she can't see me looking
Look at them bouncing...I can't stand it!
Fake Michael Kors handbag, and heels for Godsake
She won't be going over the fields then
God I'd like to go over the fields with her
And that white micro skirt squashing her thighs together
All that static electricity she's producing
Is she wearing any knickers? I don't think so!
I'm sure that's a dark patch. It is...it's her muff
Bloody hell...I'm getting a semi
Oh no, she's crossing the road
Coming straight towards me, I can't avoid her
I won't be able to take my eyes off her tits
"Hello Tina, you look nice. I like your handbag"