what a birthday

that's an Egyptian cat, she says.

 

how do you know?

 

well, first off, he came from Egypt

and second

the Fez is a dead giveaway....

    - how the fuck should I know

he's the Egyptian – ask him.

 

yeah right.

so why is the Egyptian cat

running round the house

with that thing sticking out of his ass ?

 

what thing ?

that thing – that foot

of tinsel:

   - and the cats running round & round

cos he thinks the tinsel's chasing him.

 

Oh - I wonder how that got in there ?

she wonders.

 

well, either some lunatic's going round

inserting tinsel into cats

or the fucking cat's eaten it

........ what do you think ?

 

well, I'm sure he wouldn't have eaten it

and by the way, the word's arse

not ass.

                                                                    

 

 

 

 

 

 

humour

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