what a birthday
that's an Egyptian cat, she says.
how do you know?
well, first off, he came from Egypt
the Fez is a dead giveaway....
- how the fuck should I know
he's the Egyptian – ask him.
so why is the Egyptian cat
running round the house
with that thing sticking out of his ass ?
what thing ?
that thing – that foot
- and the cats running round & round
cos he thinks the tinsel's chasing him.
Oh - I wonder how that got in there ?
well, either some lunatic's going round
inserting tinsel into cats
or the fucking cat's eaten it
........ what do you think ?
well, I'm sure he wouldn't have eaten it
and by the way, the word's arse