Martian Landing

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The enormous boil on the end of Jim’s nose

turned out not be be a boil at all

but an embedded Martian battle cruiser

which out of control and in free-fall

crash landed by chance on Jim's schnoozer

 

Most people expected that Martians

would be the same size as humans but with antennae

The Martians assumed as a rough guide

that humans would be the same size as them

about one micron tall and three wide

 

But the Martians are a feisty people

and undeterred  were preparing to launch an attack

when Jim, having detected a slight resonance

took out his handkerchief

and destroyed the Martian invasion force with one good blow

thereby saving mankind from alien dominance

 

(This is absolutely true...I was there)

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Jeff Dawson

Sun 20th May 2018 06:45

Is there anybody out there, I'm sure there is! Enjoyed this Brian, although struggled with the rhyming pattern, maybe it's one you have to hear you read out cheers Jeff 😃

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Colin Hill

Thu 17th May 2018 21:17

I believe you

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kishore karunik

Thu 17th May 2018 16:36

thanks a lot.

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Most people expected that Martians

would be the same size as humans but with antennae

The Martians assumed as a rough guide

that humans would be the same size as them

about one micron tall and three wide

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keith jeffries

Thu 17th May 2018 16:03

Brian, Now I know that you are extra terrestial. I am from the planet Zog, but please keep this quiet. Thanks
Keith

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Anya

Thu 17th May 2018 10:47

So this is what you’ve been up to... X

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