Everyone Gets a Mention
There were 12 of us at the event and there are references in this poem to everybody.
The wearing of swimshorts was questioned
And so was the price of the curry
A loss of a glass
Brown marks on an arse
A sober man left in a hurry
Footloose and free in a Smartcar
If you can't get ahead get a hat
Escaped ball and chain for a chat
Dirty weekending in Chester
None of Jim's mates made a landing
No toilet stops
Who were the last two men standing?