Everyone Gets a Mention

There were 12 of us at the event and there are references in this poem to everybody.


The wearing of swimshorts was questioned 

And so was the price of the curry 

A loss of a glass 

Brown marks on an arse 

A sober man left in a hurry 


Footloose and free in a Smartcar 

If you can't get ahead get a hat 

Bluebell recounted 

Hotmail accounted 

Escaped ball and chain for a chat 


Dirty weekending in Chester 

None of Jim's mates made a landing 

No toilet stops

Chocolate drops 

Who were the last two men standing?

◄ Ronnie's Bike Ride

Ten Old Farts ►


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