She the image
of skin and bone Victoria
and not one mirror would disagree.
The same kind of piggy nose
on the same kind of elfin face.
Hair black colour copied.
Posh Spice girls eyes almost her own.
a fairly believable David.
Lean stripling of a fair-haired man
easily capable of passing for
the squeaky mouse voiced ex-M.U. player
especially when he bends a ball!
She the stick insect duplicate
cosying up to him.
Both while trying their imitative best
to live like the luxuriated couple
seen in every form of media
suffer their setback
of not being able to come within a trillion miles
of matching their bank accounts.