The Flight Back

The flight back was fairly uneventful

We took off on time

There was nothing to do

So I made up this rhyme


The in-flight food was quite unappealing

So I just had a tea

It cost two pounds ten

But only worth 20p


There was always a queue for the toilet

So I gave it a miss

Then at Birmingham Airport

I had a long piss


We waited forever to get our cases

The belt broke down

So we all took the chance

To have a good moan


Right at the end of the Arrivals gate

Yet another Duty Free

Grabbing buggers still trying

To get more cash out of me


I bloody love holidays!

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