in other words
When very crudely requested of me
to perform an oral sex act on him
'what a disgusting way to put it
couldn't you have asked me in a nicer way?
ok, I will said he
could you please place the the teeth gated exit
under the entrance to your nasal passage
around my urine disposing appendage
to which came my second reply
place your feeding hole edges together
and place them for as long as possible
on the flanks of my toilet browning orifice
pretending to be shocked
his words were
'well! I'll be blowed!
oh no you won't!
came my final reply
I have already suggested what you can do
with that filthy suggestion
and in saying so
pointed to my exposed posterior.