in other words

When very crudely requested of me

to perform an oral sex act on him

I replied

'what a disgusting way to put it

couldn't you have asked me in a nicer way?

 

ok, I will said he

 

could you please place the the teeth gated exit

under the entrance to your nasal passage

around my urine disposing appendage

 

to which came my second reply

 

place your feeding hole edges together

and place them for as long as possible

on the flanks of my toilet browning orifice

 

pretending to be shocked

his words were

'well! I'll be blowed!

 

oh no you won't!

came my final reply

I have already suggested what you can do

with that filthy suggestion

 

and in saying so

pointed to my exposed posterior.  

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Jemima Jones

Tue 23rd Jan 2018 13:31

very kind of you Big Sal.Thank you.Jemima.

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Big Sal

Mon 22nd Jan 2018 14:02

In other words: very funny.

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Jemima Jones

Mon 15th Jan 2018 19:37

very much appreciate your second comment Pat. He did Desmond but only after I had waxed it-it's not only men who have hairy butts you know! By gum Leon good job you held on to your nashers! Haha, that would be a first Martin. Did you sew your sides up ok Patricia and Stefan? My pleasure Rose. Thank you.Jemima.

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Rose Casserley

Mon 15th Jan 2018 10:26

hahaha! what a great kick-start to a dreary day ta J.J.







Rose 💋

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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Sun 14th Jan 2018 18:16

you had us both in stitches with this one Jems.A real rib-tickler!

P&S xx

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Martin Elder

Sun 14th Jan 2018 14:45

This is certainly got me chuckling. It's a wonder I am able to string a sentence together.
Nice one Jemima

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LEON STOLGARD

Sun 14th Jan 2018 11:04

I was just about able to retain my false dental fixtures from being laughingly expelled along with my intake of morning sustenance when observing this hilarious offering Jemima 😂

DESMOND CHILDS

Sat 13th Jan 2018 22:13

Sorry, Jemima, I gotta know,in other words I’ve gotta ask did he kiss your ***.

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Jemima Jones

Sat 13th Jan 2018 20:51

glad I gave you a laugh Pat.Thank you.Jemima.

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