Happy New Year!?

january sales eat beached whales
margarine underwear on special offer..

this year won’t be like any year
it will barely seem like anything
we can talk about it next december
in time for the christmas sales..
Q Clearance clearance
it's on the web it must be true....

the christmas office party man
he threw up on her shoes
now by the tea-point
his cock a dowsing rod in the antarctic
will it discover the ancient cities down there
flash frozen
refugees from the tiamat moon wars..

as i walked into a revolving door
i made my resolution
delete all the spam in your folders
and..for just this once do something productive..

i was grim and ready
back home i put on the black mirror
iran is next
another celebrity announces
men will soon give birth
the timing all too perfect..

the subject lines of my spam mail 2018
      
Beat of the defeat? The fiancee will approbate it!
            Overworked of the failures? The bride will appreciate this!
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i turn to the black mirror
iran still in the distraction cross-hairs
operation ajax all over again..
some things never change..
           
You were invited to a confrence of small penises!
           I have seen your photo i luv u..

who said romance was dead..


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suki spangles

Thu 11th Jan 2018 00:49

Cheers Hannah,

Thank you for your feedback. Wishing you a fabulous, and safe, New Year too. Cheers!

Suki

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Hannah Collins

Wed 10th Jan 2018 20:47

This poem full of drama, energy and images.
Happy New Year !

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suki spangles

Fri 5th Jan 2018 04:14

Hi there Col,

It could be worth a try, however but don't blame me if it's not what it seems. For a few years I often received spam from Nigeria asking me if it was okay if they could leave a million or two in my account. All I needed to do was give them my bank details, so I did. It seemed like a sensible thing to do at the time..

David,

Cheers for the link. This song is new to me. The song I left here I heard on TV only a few years back. I'm really not that familiar with his work; must check out more of his music sometime. Thanks again!

SS

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Colin Hill

Thu 4th Jan 2018 19:36

so much to tickle our taste buds Suki and you had me checking my spam folder too.

Mr Sheng Li Hung has a very profitable business proposition for me and Ms Alima Hazem Noman has $10.5 million USD to invest once married.

Can't decide which offer to accept. Any advice?

Cheers, Col.

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Wolfgar Miere

Thu 4th Jan 2018 06:50

Happy New Year indeed SS,

I have yet to get my head around this one, I'm still fuzzy from distracting festivities. There are as always some stand out lines, the spam quotes are good fun, I could spend hours reading spam if I didn't stop myself.

I will be revisiting. Pleased to see some Ian Hunter (rock god) I have linked my fave Ian Hunter for your amusement.

All the best,

David.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lNm_BBASYg

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