typical bloke

it is Monday now, and the migratory birds 

have returned though probably still unsure about the English weather

to reclaim and redress the empty nesting box

that has lain like that for so long unused and requiring their makeover skills.

As these moments unfold I think of your first time under my sheets.

Did I, after that sweet initial encounter 

almost fly in and out of the room like that nest flitting in and out bird

in a twirl of boyish newfound excitement, while you

Miss-so-easy-to-please lay there smiling but otherwise unmoved

by my OTT feelings

and I also need to ask if I have left my mark on your heart

will it stay there forever or have I overdone it and ruined my chances

by acting like a waking child on Christmas morning?

oh! I hope not!

but what I do hope for is that you will also put up with my laddish clutter

and overflowing laundry basket  by not minding any of it

as well as glossing over any of my forthcoming faults

 

Oh! please say you will! please say you will!

yes please say you'll suddenly become blind and deaf when I need you to-

-just for me...........darling

you WILL! aww geee thanks!

 

now get your legs open again you dirty bitch!     

 

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◄ to you stranger

following the hullabaloo of the 25th ►

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LEON STOLGARD

Thu 7th Dec 2017 19:12

appreciated ladies.In answer to your question Jemima all I can say is....shhhh!! 😉

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Rose Casserley

Tue 5th Dec 2017 20:12

no way will I disagree with this poem-bloody men!

nice one L.S.




Rose💋

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Jemima Jones

Mon 4th Dec 2017 19:39

I don't believe for one second that this could be describing you or Stefan Leon. Hope I'm right. Good laugh though.Thank you.Jemima.

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LEON STOLGARD

Mon 4th Dec 2017 10:51

but what about now then Stef? come on! spill some beans!😉 or will doing so lead to the divorce courts?

cheers buddy

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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Sun 3rd Dec 2017 18:37

this could have been based on the much earlier lifestyle of Mr Wilde Leon ;0)

good chuckling material man

Stef

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