something less glorious than mud-mud-glorious mud!

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shit shit stinking brown shit

needs daily emittance from your rear split

you must flushit' and dump it

out of your fart trumpet

then sewage farms pump it

to keep our veg fields fertilized fit


with our poo-poo

thats what they do

I used to eat salds until I knew

now I desist of them consuming

the thought leaves me 'fuming'

that  someone is subsidiarily grooming

the use of my loo!



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Sat 18th Nov 2017 12:28

Pat'n'Stef you've made me blush (or should that be flushed?) 😁 tvm

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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Thu 16th Nov 2017 14:36

HAHAHA! brilliant!

P&S xx

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Fri 10th Nov 2017 19:27

appreciatively chuffed with your comments Rose and Jemima. (good idea by the way J.J.)

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Jemima Jones

Tue 7th Nov 2017 10:53

clever poem clever last two lines Leon.We might have to charge those who recycle our bodily waste maybe? haha.Thank you.Jemima.

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Rose Casserley

Mon 6th Nov 2017 19:29

nicely lifted the corners of mi cake hole Leon-you nutter!


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