my top 20 resolutions
1.neva tew spel a nuther rong werd agahain 2.to stop fucking bastard swearing 3.remember to always wear my rose tinted glasses -even when asleep. 4.purchase more rubber for the walls of my special room 5.extend my sideboard to fit more poetry awards on 6.have absolute belief in the fact that everyone on W.O.L is sane 7.always keep refusing rich young guys offers to take me away from it all 8.do not pour gin over my cornflakes every morning anymore 9.find a bigger matchbox to keep my nest egg in 10.be at the quayside to welcome the whole world into my country-till we sink. 11.start considering death as going to be a nice long albeit very very hot holiday 12.give away all my max bygraves Lp's 13.teach the cat to go through cat flaps in other people doors to save me buying it food 14.keep plenty of sickbags handy for when celebrities OCCASIONALLY pop up on tv 15.give over crying about poor suffering bankers 16.make a very strong complaint about the lack of cosmetics,sofa's,loans, and bingo commercials 17.change my mobile phone, ipad,laptop, telly,satnav at least once a week 18.employ a gardner to take proper care of my indoor 'farm' in the attic 20.finally- learn to stop worrying and love the BUM! -my boyfriend!
ALL THE BEST-WOLLERS!!