It was two seventee-een
when I saw this plastic quee-een
and the way she looked was like a dirty mare
so I quickly got shut of Patricia
when I saw Miss Santa there.
Her plazzy eyes glanced at me-ee
and I-I could see-ee
that before my nob got soft
we'd be in bed yip-pee-ee!
shes not got a big pvc brother-yaye!
but I hope a hole two to spare.
Well my appendage bloomed
when I got her in my room
and made her hold it while I drank wi-ine.
Then I tried through the ni-ight
but her knickers were too ti-ight
and before too long I fell asleep on her-her.
So I'll never kidnap another yummy looking dummy
even with her twin sister standing there.
Stef Wilde(of course!) ..................................all the best guys and gals!!