Lost in the Supermarket

2 for 1 on leeks at Tesco

All you had to do

was smear the blood of your firstborn on the doorframe

So naturally I did it

But since I'm such a silly tit

I neglected to read the small print

So they sent me to their correctional facility

And now against Tesco you wont hear me speak

But they never even gave me my sodding leeks

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