FAT LARRY'S CAFE
FAT LARRY'S CAFE Tucking into a full Monty down at Fat Larry's Cafe, streaky bacon, two fried eggs, sausage, black pudding, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes with fried bread and toast; when in burst the obese police charging me with a nutritional offence! Saying I was well over the calorie limit and the sausage had glutamine in it! They said they had evidence from the fruit and veg squad that I had been indulging in eating curries, chicken chow mein, fish and chips, salted nuts, crisps and pork pies! Appearing before Judges Lean and Mean who recommened a healthy routine with no lies; to stop me from flagging, bagging and sagging!