No-one cares if Justin Bieber is better then One Direction!
No-one cares if One Direction are fitter then Justin Bieber!
But the girls wont stop their silly arguments about them.
No-one cares if you're a 1D fan or if your a Belieber.
And the same goes for the Black Veil Brides fans.
All of these arguments are never-ending.
I'm annoyed by all these tweets about bands.
How did #cutforbieber ever start trending?
A teenager is posting all about
how much she hates her mother.
Her mum's a friend on her first account,
but she's secretly using another.
She declares her love for her boyfriend;
how much she wants to hold him tight.
She says their love is never going to end.
(They've only been going out for a fortnight.)
People are sharing photos
they've found on funny sites.
Most of them are pretty much porno,
but everyone does it so it's all right.
Someone's posting a gay test.
Arguments are going too far.
Hot girls fill your friend requests.
(You don't even know who they are.)
Everyone is always bored;
they want someone to inbox them.
People “like for a rate” in hoards.
Girls are complaining about men.
There are 9 year olds kicking off;
they're thinking they're “well 'ard”.
A tweet appears along the lines of
“How fit is Conner Maynard?”