Husband had a present,

To give unto his wife,

It was the biggest little bogey,

You have ever seen in your life.


Charming!......Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.


Wife looked at her present,

And decided it was crap,

So she tipped the Sunday dinner,

All over husband's lap.


Charming!......Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.


Husband he was angry,

To see his ruined clothes,

So he quickly grabbed the bogey,

And put it back up his nose.


Charming!.....Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.


Husband and wife soon parted,

Each went their separate way,

Husband kept the bogey,

And would polish it each day.


Charming!......Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.


Wife eventually remarried,

To a man bad tempered and mean,

At least” she used to tell herself,

He keeps his nostrils clean.”


Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah,

                                    Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.

◄ Fool On The Hill (Vol 6)

The Invention Of Scrumpy ►


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Ledger de la Bald

Tue 4th Dec 2012 20:59

Thanks for the feedback on my silliness everybody.

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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Sun 2nd Dec 2012 16:03

s'not bad!xx

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John Coopey

Sat 1st Dec 2012 21:23

You might think it's a bogey but I think it's not.

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