GODZILLA

Bumped into Godzilla the other day: that's my sweet ex wife - I nodded - she scowled - I hope we don't meet in another life! We slept in seperate rooms toward the end - me with me door locked! I'd seen her handywork in the kitchen - slicing and dicing! I ate my own food: my pet dog died mysteriously! She did'nt approve of my drinking and Oliver Reed image! I was getting older and she worshipped the ground I was going into! She was great in bed until I got in! She had those scary Betty Davis eyes that glowed in the dark! I can't believe we once held hands like lovers and fed the ducks in the park. She divorced me for unreasonable behaviour and for once - God was a saviour!

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