Repeat performance

 

 

I dropped them to my knees

Sat down

And waited

 

But there was nothing

Nothing but the squeak and puff

Of feeble farts

 

I was convinced

There would be something more

Solid

 

I wiped anyway

Pulled them up

And then went out

To fuel my car.

.

Tonight I was invited to a reading

At the university bar

 

I ordered a beer

Sat down

And waited

 

But there was nothing

Nothing but the squeak and puff

Of feeble farts

 

Which was exactly what I expected.

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Yvonne Brunton

Sun 13th May 2012 22:47

According to my grandson's book '1001 horrible facts' people fart 14 times a day on average. Just wondered how Harry knows it's Beethoven's 5th that 's the thunderous one?

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Harry O'Neill

Sun 13th May 2012 16:36


Mike,
I`m ashamed of you, `squeaks and puffs`?
For Pete`s sake man you were in a university
...In a seat of learning!

The quality of the farts in a university should be of the cheeks-wide-open-thunderous-Beethoven`s-fifth variety, worthy of the learned surroundings!

We can`t take you anywhere.

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Yvonne Brunton

Fri 11th May 2012 20:57

Ah such wit! loadza laffs. XX

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Fri 11th May 2012 16:53

Hilarious.

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