Firing on One Cylinder

Firing on One Cylinder


I am firing on one cylinder.

Travelling to the Pike of Kinder.

Boats don’t go up hills.

I am hallucinating.

I better take some pills.


I have been storage for eight weeks.

My pistons squeak,

I have had my oil fill.

I am salivating.

I have seen the boat yard bill.


I will travel 16 locks

before I open my box.

Water is coming through the sills.

I am hyperventilating.

I am going for the kill.


I will moor outside Cairnbairn hotel

in my floating motel.

I will use my gills.

I will float on the water.

I will have many thrills.


I will brew a cup of tea

in the boat’s chimney.

I will be happy until

the rain pours down

and I lose my will.


I am firing on all cylinders.

Travelling to the Gateway to The Inner Hebrides.

Boats don’t go up hills.

I am happy.

I have not taken my pills.

◄ Red Squirrels

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<Deleted User> (8730)

Wed 29th Jun 2011 11:55

This is about my friend from Ardrishaig who is having trouble with his boat engine. One firm could not fix it in eight weeks. Princess Anne uses them.

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