John and Marian

Married in Durham

For Sunday Dinner John gans

He loves beef and ham


John has four stripes

He is the main man

He admires rich footie types

He’s a Newcastle fan


John has a lot of dosh

He drinks John Smiths

His pension is under the cosh

He has many a personal wish


He used to dance at The Jungle

He loves The Black Horse

Fish are tasty when not fungal

He’s from Willington of course


I am glad I’ve met John

Eighty years have gone

But he is the one

Yes, his name is John


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