Below the Belt.



An ode regarding down there

ginger red and blonde hair

around the magic flute hair

beware of gremlins round there


black or white or grey hair

around the maidenhair fur some

as cute as cup cakes others

coarse as corn-crakes


manicured or bushy

reticent or pushy

some completely shaven

Shangri-La the haven


varieties of scratchy

alopecia patchy

appetite suppressants

crinkles in my croissants


(Inspired of course by Antonionioni)

◄ Muntjak.

Through the Looking-Glass. ►


stella jones

Fri 14th Jan 2011 17:29

Oh ha ha ha..ha.. :D

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Andy N

Fri 14th Jan 2011 08:05

Yep, this looks like the sort of thing that Antonionioni may have caused inspiration, Philipos, but top one, it made me smile.. lol

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John Coopey

Thu 13th Jan 2011 19:05

All my closet fetishes
Revolve round ladies luttuces.

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Thu 13th Jan 2011 19:00

Les Dawson yes indeed saw him live at the Double Diamond in Cardiff once an absolute hoot

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Laura Taylor

Thu 13th Jan 2011 16:19

Lol! there's a part two to this, extolling the glories of the ginger minge! ;D

'down there' - always to be uttered with arms crossed, pushing up tits, and whispered, a la Les Dawson :D

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