Hair

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Hair is here

Hair is there

Hair is dark

Hair is fair

 

Hair is wavy

Hair is straight

Hair is curly

Hair is great

 

Hair is long

Hair is short

Hair is longed for

By the bald

 

Hair is strung

Hair is plaited

Hair is clean

Hair is matted

 

Hair is thick

Hair is thin

Hair is slick

With gel in

 

Hair of sheep

And camel

For helping you keep

Warm and well

 

Hair in clothes

Hair under

Hair never goes

Where it oughta

 

Hair is sprayed

Hair is brushed

Locks of dread

Too much bush

 

Hair is shaved

Hair is clipped

Hair is saved

In Auschwitz

 

Hair is swept

Hair is burned

Hair is kept

For us to learn

 

Hair can last

In the tomb

When we’ve been gone

For many a moon

 

Re the soundtrack to this poem -  the Tom Tom Club revival is under way. You haired it here first!

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Dave Mountain

Tue 29th Mar 2011 20:33

Entertaining and enjoyable - Dave

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Banksy

Fri 14th Jan 2011 20:09

Neat ;)

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Antonionioni

Thu 13th Jan 2011 22:37

Well, it was either a bludgeon with a curmudgeon, or a hurly-burly with a curly-wurly...

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Banksy

Thu 13th Jan 2011 22:22

I was once beat around the head with a curmudgeon...
...or was it a curlywurly??

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Antonionioni

Thu 13th Jan 2011 20:51

Well I live in Salford so in a way I do...!

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John Aikman

Thu 13th Jan 2011 20:32

You might find yourself living in a Shotgun Shack...

:-)

Jx

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Antonionioni

Thu 13th Jan 2011 20:25

Yes Ann - we'll have a Tom Tom Club AND Slade-themed party, and Banksy will be denied entrance for being a curmudgeon!

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Ann Foxglove

Thu 13th Jan 2011 18:32

Oh yes, My Friend Stan, I like that TOOO! We'll have a party and we won't invite Banksy! ;-)

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Banksy

Thu 13th Jan 2011 18:01

think I'll muddle along with the tomtom club & talking heads if it's all the same with youse ??

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Antonionioni

Wed 12th Jan 2011 23:30

Nowt wrong with Slade or Sweet, certainly. Listen to 'My Friend Stan' for instance - and what about Hell Raiser by Sweet for a forgotten classic. Bl00dy marvellous.

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John Aikman

Wed 12th Jan 2011 22:12

Nothing wrong with Slade or Sweet...try me on them...I remember trying to do my Sunday morning paper round with a broken nose, following a bust up at the Silver Blades (Sheffield) to the soundtrack of Ballroom Blitz....

'And the man at the back said....'

:-)

TBx

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Banksy

Wed 12th Jan 2011 22:04

Ann - you might be better with Mr Right-now !!

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Banksy

Wed 12th Jan 2011 21:25

Mr Byrne's dull ditties !!!
Choose your effin weapon Mr Ant.
It'll be sanitary towels at Dawn methinks (thwack-thwack).
And yes, I defer to Mr Aikman as well, then... you're obviously a very well-versed & erudite lot on WOL - not like me council-house mates raised on a diet of Slade & Sweet.
I kneel & bow my head. (swish of cape)

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Antonionioni

Wed 12th Jan 2011 19:38

It's certainly true that without Tina, Mr Byrne's dull ditties would have remained on the road to nowhere.

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John Aikman

Wed 12th Jan 2011 19:07

Banksy, don't date yourself (or be so presumptious) there are those of us who first saw Talking heads in the 70's and have always worshipped at the altar of Tina.

:-)

Jx

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Ann Foxglove

Wed 12th Jan 2011 18:59

Oh, I'm just waiting for Mr Right!

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Banksy

Wed 12th Jan 2011 18:28

Durr! - I defer to your omnipotence oh Foxy-one-of-the-healed-up-fanny (bow, scrape) :D

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Antonionioni

Tue 11th Jan 2011 18:52

Dear all - perhaps we should reform the Tom Tom Club Club?

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Ann Foxglove

Tue 11th Jan 2011 18:01

Ahem! (See first comment from moi!)

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Banksy

Tue 11th Jan 2011 17:39

I'm the only person I know of who knows who the Tom Tom Club is/was - so there's 2 of us then?

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Isobel

Tue 11th Jan 2011 15:23

You cheeky dog Aikman. Maybe if YOU wrote a poem about downstairs hair, it might end up being erotic - now there's a thought...

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John Aikman

Mon 10th Jan 2011 22:54

This is definitely a cut above the usual.

:-)

Jx

PS. Ignore Isobel, no-one could do a good poem about 'donwnstairs hair'...surely?

:-)

X

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Isobel

Mon 10th Jan 2011 21:36

Great recording and lovely to hear something someone has taken effort over - I imagine this would perform well cos it is light hearted and fun.

How about 'hair today and gone tomorrow' 'hair brain' 'hair of the dog...' and then there is the downstairs hair...

Yes - I'm sure you could make a series out of these!

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Antonionioni

Mon 10th Jan 2011 17:39

Thanks Andy and Janet! It's good to know there are still some of us who can play a mean comb!

Janet Ramsden

Mon 10th Jan 2011 14:41

ha ha...interesting sound track you got going there Antonionioni :-)
it reminded me of the days when we used to cover the comb teeth with newspaper and play the comb. My lips are itchy just thinking about it.
Enjoyed listening..not too sure about verse 6, it seems a bit off key but on the whole, it is a very fun piece which is all part of enjoying the performance poetry scene.x

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Andy N

Mon 10th Jan 2011 08:09

knowing you, tone.. you'll make a full series of this but fun to read! A

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Antonionioni

Sun 9th Jan 2011 20:55

I was a fan, Ann - altho I didn't like everything they did. I remember they played the album really loud at a New Order gig while waiting for the headliners to come on and it sounded great.

Damn - I didn't think of dyeing, Philippos. I feel a part two coming on. Or should I say, parting two?

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Philipos

Sun 9th Jan 2011 20:30

Hi Antonionio - interesting this - what about grey hair and being able to dye it - we don't hear too much about perms these days - but you got my interest going with your words and I'm sure you'll have others thinking too - well done

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Ann Foxglove

Sun 9th Jan 2011 20:22

Yes! Of course! Words!! I used to love that! And didn't they do the only bareable christmas song? Anyway, liked listening to this - playing the comb eh! Very witty! x

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