Why Has The Ice-Maker Gone In The Cupboard Already?

I thought it was an excellent present

An ice-maker,




It was from Amazon, you know

I did spend time thinking about what to get you

Knowing that you say all the gifts I get are ‘poo’

It’s stressful, you spoilt bugger!


When I saw today that you’d already put it in the cupboard

I literally shuddered

At the thought of a 50 year old man

Being secretly so very disappointed.

◄ 'Sock War' (Childhood)


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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Sat 8th Jan 2011 00:33

someone actually bought me a loo for xmas-I think they were giving me a hint-but with my verbal diarrhoea I rarely(ah!)come out with it came in very handy-ta chuck-gudden!

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