Why Has The Ice-Maker Gone In The Cupboard Already?
I thought it was an excellent present
It was from Amazon, you know
I did spend time thinking about what to get you
Knowing that you say all the gifts I get are ‘poo’
It’s stressful, you spoilt bugger!
When I saw today that you’d already put it in the cupboard
I literally shuddered
At the thought of a 50 year old man
Being secretly so very disappointed.