Liqueurs, Madam ? …. Ooh, Vicar !

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Would you care for cunnilingus ?

   - I don’t mind if I do.

And would you like to call the verger round?

he'd like a peek or two

 

I’d love to have an audience

To tap their feet in time

To give me useful pointers

While the waiter pours the whine

 

I’ll need to take it slowly mind

On your lightly buttered kipper

Although it seems inviting

It’s as dry as Ghandi’s slipper

 

And does my dick look big in this ?

I’m yearning to enquire

But my lingual apparatus

Is truly bogged down in the mire

 

And now my child at last I think

I hear a heavenly choir

Though my ears are somewhat stifled here

The music’s playing higher

 

Your breathless panting now subsides

At last my turn has come

I flip you over, slip inside

Your fragrant little…

 

   (sorry Cyn, couldn't resist this silliness)

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John Aikman

Mon 3rd Jan 2011 10:13

Oooh, you are awful......

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Ann Foxglove

Sun 2nd Jan 2011 13:40

On the naughty step!

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Banksy

Sun 2nd Jan 2011 11:13

where will it all end ???

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Ann Foxglove

Sat 1st Jan 2011 20:53

Oh! You're even naughtier now! x

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Banksy

Sat 1st Jan 2011 20:12

HaHa...
She offered her honour
He honoured her offer
And all of the night
He was on her & off her.

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Sat 1st Jan 2011 19:32

I am honoured...I guess.

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Ann Foxglove

Sat 1st Jan 2011 15:38

You are v. naughty! x

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