Is it just me... or do I appear to have sex on the brain lately? Hmmm, it's not healthy!
It started as business on a trial basis
your understudy, partner in crime
the exchange of signatures
within weeks we were exchanging body fluids
dirty secrets and Heaven knows what else.
You showed me the ropes, and something else
not included in the job description, but who really cares?
It was obvious from day one
something was going on
in professional terms, you abused your position
though in all fairness, I showed you a few.
When offered a day in lieu, I gladly took it
but didn't expect you to take me
into the staff restroom
and lock the door
still, I hardly screamed in protest
only in ecstasy.
Conference weekends those with families shirked
we volunteered ourselves with gusto
continental breakfast, king size bed
room service, 'Do Not Disturb
and if the waiting staff were late
we'd service each other.