couch potato

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my wife’s

the one with the green fingers


I’m more of the

persona non-secateur


as no-one ever said.

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<Deleted User> (7212)

Thu 16th Dec 2010 17:10

Well, WE have a decanter & wine glasses, a cuddly toy, a George Foreskin Grill, a lawndry basket, a Wee-Fit consul, some SaltnVinegar flava edible nickers, a lava-bread lamp, an unused packet of Tampax (mainly), a boxing-set of Russ Conway DVDs, some RNLI coconut macaroons, some money (for old rope) and a collection of antique AlanWhicker pooper-scoopers
(any test-ride welcome)

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Thu 16th Dec 2010 16:54

If we are all comparing gardens...

I have a rusting BBQ (used once), rotting garden furniture, a table tennis table, a trampoline, a bench, an empty rotting rabbit hutch with run, 2 wild rabbits and plenty of rabbit poop - inconveniently deposited under the whirly washing line. My fingers definitely aren't green - black maybe and full of germs - but curiously healthy...

<Deleted User> (7212)

Thu 16th Dec 2010 16:45

Ta for the stupid comments :)
Steve - no thanks - we had a pouffe in our garden, but my aunty macassar shooed him away .

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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Thu 16th Dec 2010 10:39

trust mr cloggs who is sickeningly clever to out-funny my meagre little jest-drat that man! one day I will wash him out of my hair-if it ever grows...!

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Ray Miller

Thu 16th Dec 2010 10:26

Or persona non grafter?

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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Thu 16th Dec 2010 10:19

no good hiding there banksy-the incapacity spies can smell an unneeded crutch or walking stick from a mile off-tee hee-SW

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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Wed 15th Dec 2010 23:12

ah! spooky-persona! rant inclusive of

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