You ask me how the meeting went

Just fine I chose the higher grade of

Course not Pine – and for the fabric

Colour - cream I thought not white

Or pink or blue – the latter three no

Spare a thought that would hardly

Do as décor for inside


I decided on no limousines and

Left it to the family what to wear

Yes flowers that would be OK but

All in moderation please put NOK


The music I’m still working on you

Know my favourite hymns and

Tunes I think perhaps a CD introit

By the Royal Scots Dragoons

Must get them wailing in the aisles

Can’t risk the smiles that would

Never do quite against tradition

Don’t you know


An organist you say and what a

Vicar too – yes put me down

For one of each

That should turn the buggers blue

◄ Platitudes

Off The Verge. ►


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Sat 4th Dec 2010 15:10

I'm not familiar with JB but I do appreciate the feedback - thanks again

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Sat 4th Dec 2010 13:56

Reminds me of an old Jacques Brel song. Good idea!

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