Clacton-on-Sea’s Nigel’s folly,

Mar-a-Lago’s a place to make lolly,

For sure, he’s a worker,

No establishment shirker,

Yes, Nige shills in Boodles, drinks Bolly.

Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,

Dé Sathairn, an cúigiú lá déag de mhí Lúnasa,

an bhliain dhá mhíle is fiche a sé (15/8/2026).