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Give a dude an even break
Same tune again no more can I take
It's the same old story my friend 
Repetition is driving me round the bend
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More I just can't take gonna suffocate 
My brain is getting deep fried mate
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Nine nine nine is the number I ring
I'm in lots of  pain it's an awful thing
I like to spend my time at A and E
An examination then they discharge me
It could possibly be psychosomatic
But I still find the situation traumatic

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Gimme some time out to chill
Your symptoms they are making me ill
Get me to a hospital and check me over
Nothing wrong not even a hangover
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Another day another situation 
Just gimme a good vibration 
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I have been prodded from head to toe
What's the problem heaven only knows
Doctor doctor am I gonna die
White coat syndrome temperature is high
When all is said and done friend
I get a clean bill of health in the end 

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Twenty four seven my nerves are shot
Diagnosis none what have you got
You are what your thoughts make you hey
That's what Marcus Aurelius did say
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Take one day at a goddam time
You are looking healthy gonna be just fine
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Play me a happy song
Be positive and strong
Live a healthy life and long
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