Limerick [BDS]
I’ve got Binface Derangement Syndrome,
Prevent’s counselling our woke garden gnome
who talks rubbish with aliens
and claims they’re mammalians
‘cause they’re Great Tits, and just need a home.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Domnaigh, an naoú lá déag de mhí Iúil,
2026, an bhliain dhá mhíle is fiche a sé.
Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Sun 19th Jul 2026 21:36
The Royal College of Shrinks has identified BDS as the fastest growing threat to mental health amongst Britons during the last two years, Paranoia being one of the chief symptoms.