A lass from the Isle of Nantucket

 

played croquet with a wet sticky wicket;

 

but found it a bore,

 

when she couldn’t score,

 

so flounced off whilst proclaiming: “Oh go away, in short sharp jerky movements”!

 

Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,

Dé Sathairn, an t-ochtú lá déag de mhí Iúil,

2026, an bhliain dhá mhíle is fiche a sé.