Arms Race - The New Seneschal
7/7/26
ARMS RACE
There’s a lot of noise in the political sphere about the defence plans announced by the PM, with military leaders and defence ministers condemning it as too little. On the contrary, it seems to me that we spend too much on defence and cut spending in most other areas– including the cuts to the aid budget which not only cost lives but also reduce our soft power, make conflicts more likely, and add to the arguments for more spending on defence, a true own goal. The big culprit in all this is our nuclear capability. A commitment of £63bn to further enhancing this capability is proposed.
To be clear, we have for many years invested in Trident and now Dreadnought nuclear capabilities and the bill has been huge. All for weapons we will never use, which make use of nuclear against us more, rather than less, likely and which, if used, would kill many millions of innocent civilians, men, women, and children. Weapons which threaten to break our non-proliferation undertakings and turn us all into war criminals.
The Strategic Defence review identified the threats we face in the modern world as cyber threats, threats to undersea cables, and threats from drones – all of which imply refocussing the spend on these areas. Instead, we seem to be buying more boys’ toys, dancing to the tune played by the defence manufacturers and wasting money in the process. I struggle to see how we rescue our politicians from the spell they seem to be under, and I worry that engaging in what amounts to an arms race can have only one result.
The new seneschal
Appointment to the court
meant an induction process
for the new seneschal
proud but eager to please
responsible for the defence of the realm
he met with King and courtiers
the Grand Vizier, the power brokers
the eminence grise
the message they gave him
was, in short, not to rock the boat
their words and blandishments
casting a spell
keep spending, buy more
all will be well
we need to counter
every threat
he dreamt he was in a pond
surrounded by a hundred frogs
each demanding attention
clamouring to be heard
each one with goods to sell
a weapons system, a killing machine
‘Kiss me’ each cried ‘Kiss me’
‘a decision you won’t regret’
years passed and when he awoke
he was alone
surrounded by a wasteland
the frogs were gone
the court, the king, the nation
all consigned to history
leaving only memory
and devastation

Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Sat 18th Jul 2026 14:21
The UK government have been war criminals for many years now Tony.
Probably the longest running War Crime is that old British ritual, carried out in partnership with the USA, euphemistically known by us as “Mowing the Lawn”, i.e. the Ethnic Cleansing of the Palestinians, called the Nakba.
It’s been going on for at least eight decades, with the help of the UK government. You mention “Éminence Grise” in your poem; the propagandist T. Blair is one such, currently accusing peace protesters of being in an “…’unholy alliance with Islamists”, Meanwhile the Murdoch sewer is awash with unopposed and unacknowledged Islamophobia.