Nota Bene: For the education of ignoramuses such as J.D.Vance: 

there is currently a shortage of pies in Northern England, due to yours truly having enjoyed them yesterday.

In the event of such shortages, a Cumberland sausage is deemed to be in keeping with northern tradition, being viewed as an exceptionally long pie, without a crust!               

Who ate all the pies?

I ate all the pies,

Loverly whist pies,

little round whist pies,

Vance didn’t get my pies!