Dearest Darling,
I'm sorry to say your birthday prezzie hasn't arrived;

For something happened To me

While I was on the ebay page

Which leaves you deprived.

 

Please forgive me, Darling,

I'm not a cheapskate

But a bargain's close to my heart;

 

When I clicked on The icon

“Add to your basket and proceed

To pay for your cart”

 

Oh, it was only £24 for a toaster

Only one item I put in the cart;

I didn't know it's a scam

Of somewhere in Pakistan

Or Kazakhstan

 

Oh, it was only £24 for the toaster,

A red one Which features as standard defrost;

The new De Longhi 4-slice

And Breville were twice the price.

.

That's when I noticed

All of a sudden my bill

Was showing £400;

I tried deleting,

But it's repeating

So now it's 800

Before I realised what I did.

 

Oh it was only £24 for the toaster,

Only one item I put in the cart.

 

I hate to do this to you

But scammers have shafted me through.

What can I do?

 

“Well you can never, never, never come home again”.