(With huge apologies to Debbie Harry and Blondie)

 

I took my girlfriend out on our first date

We said we'd meet in town at 10 to 8

She looked so lovely there I could see

She'd got her head down and didn't greet me

 

She was texting on her mobile phone

Texting on her mobile phone.

 

She seemed distracted later when we ate

She kept her smart phone open by her plate

When every now and then it warbles and hums

She's quickly on it with her nimble thumbs

 

She cant control herself

No she cant control herself

 

She was texting on her mobile phone *2

 

She'd look at it and she would sometimes laugh

I thought that this was quite a social gaffe

I'd made an effort in my fashion ware

She didn't seem to notice I was there

 

She was texting on her mobile phone *2

 

She gets a text alert and then she sends

She has five hundred and one facebook friends

Some of these she says she even knows

She looks up to take a selfie pose

 

She cant control herself

 

She was texting on her mobile phone *2

 

But the date went well it must be said

We ended up at my place in my bed

I didn't mind while I was up her crack

That she was texting still behind my back

 

She cant control herself

 

She was texting on her mobile phone *2