Eat Shit And Die
Eat shit and die
I'm telling the truth that's why
You are what you eat they say
Look all around you man hey
Takeaway here and fast food there
Deliveroo or just eat they don't care
What you gonna do moan and cry
Or just eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Your life is going to be short oh my
If your food comes from the ground
That's hopefully safe and sound
If it is walking around that's cool
Listen up people don't be no fool
You have a choice look me in the eye
You gonna eat up that shit and die
Eat shit and die
A sugar rush will get you high
Energy drinks give you a caffeine lift
Hello diabetes what a lovely gift
Read the labels of food on the shelf
Don't take chances health is wealth
Just take your time think about it
Live a long life don't eat shit and die
Eat food as medicine before it's too late
Or you will be eating medicine as food mate
Your body is a temple on high
Don't eat shit and die

Tom Doolan
Wed 25th Feb 2026 19:29
Hi Leon - I am just trying to keep you out of the cemetery. The situation is grave lol 😂