(A tastefully re-edited re-post to eliminate a naughty word the moderators felt readers needed protecting from)

 

Monday morning – time to catch the news

Usually just dross to make you snooze

But since TRUTH SOCIAL what I always say

“What's that crazy currant fired off today?”

 

“I'll end the Ukraine War on DAY ONE”

So really, Donald? How'd you think that's gone?

“It's always someone else's fault” you say

So what's that crazy currant fired off today​?

 

While Donald Duck is now Maduro's jailer

He'll take his fill of oil from Venezuela

Tomorrow in the news there's more he'll bray

But what's that crazy currant fired off today?

 

“Greenland Iceland – AREN'T THEY JUST THE SAME?

How am I supposed to know their NAME?

I JUST KNOW they're now the USA”

Is what the crazy currant fired off today.

 

“NATO's troops” the silly man began

Were BACK SEAT DRIVERS in Afghanistan”

Allies cringe disgusted and dismayed

At what the crazy currant fired off today.

 

Murder in a Minnesota city

“ANARCHIST” spouts this Walter Mitty

One day there will be no more lies we pray

But what's the crazy currant fired off today?

 

Tuesday morning time to catch the news

Usually just dross to make you snooze

But since TRUTH SOCIAL what I always say

“What's that crazy currant fired off today?”