Amid the revelations in the latest Epstein files

Which might or might not lead to future summonses and trials

Are household names and dignitaries who'd rather not be there

Some current, some old timers, blinking in the spotlight's glare;

Some react quite coyly and some react quite brusque

There's Sarah Ferguson and Andrew, Mandelson and Musk

Steve Bannon, Richard Branson, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates

And, of course, The Don himself, whose role the world awaits.

Whosoever's “Great and Good” is in there, there's no doubt

But my name's not been mentioned so I rather feel left out.