I want be licked like an ice cream

Sucked like dripping orange lolly

Nibble me gently behind the ears

Feast on me I wanna be your folly

Let your moist tongue do the talking

Thats the way I like it good golly

 

I wanna to have my cake and eat it

With red wine smooth and pure 

Gimme a great big juicy slice

With cherries on top for sure

I wanna to have my cake and eat it

 

You are my dream of haute cuisine 

Rendezvous with me at my château 

On the sun  drenched veranda we dine

Mademoiselle I wanna be your beaux

I will beguile consume and adore you 

You are my overwhelming gateaux 

 

I wanna have my cake and eat it

It is just absolute heaven on a plate

Let cream cascade over me right now

My taste buds on fire fire I salivate

I wanna have my cake and eat it

 

I wanna have my cake and eat it

Don't try and fight it you can't beat it

I wanna have my cake and eat it