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YOU'RE THE TORIES IN DISGUISE

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You look like a Party

(Look like a Party)

A new sparkling Party

(New sparkling Party)

A brand new sparking Party

But I've got wise

You're The Tories in disguise.

 

There was Ann Widdecombe Fair

Then Nadine Dorries went there

Lee Anderson has been everywhere

Self-serving every one.

 

You look like a Party....

 

Nadhim Zahawi went too

Ben Bradley joined the queue

Robert Jenrik is now on view

(Well, once he got on stage).

 

He looks like a traitor

Thinks like a traitor

Talks like a traitor

Is he a fan

Of Claudia Winkleman?

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◄ "I COME FROM THE BACK OF BEYOND"

EXTRA TIME BLUES ►

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John Coopey

Mon 19th Jan 2026 14:13

Worrying times at home and abroad, Stephen.

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Stephen Gospage

Sun 18th Jan 2026 07:37

There all jumping ship, John, but who's holding the lifebelt? Oh God, Nigel and the boy Tice. Good luck, lads!

Another classic, John.

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John Coopey

Sat 17th Jan 2026 13:01

Thankyou for your thoughts, Uilleam. And for the Likes, Jon, David and Redbrick.

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Sat 17th Jan 2026 11:07

Spot on, and precisely as I predicted John.

Trouble is, The Sewer is promoting pro-genocide, war-mongering parties. As the Iron Bitch said: "There is no alternative".

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John Coopey

Fri 16th Jan 2026 22:15

Thankyou, Graham and Greg. I fear we’re going to witness the “wisdom” of the electorate for the second time in a decade. I’ve always thought that suffrage ought to have an element of meritocracy built in, an IQ level for instance. Nothing too elitist, just enough for a voter to demonstrate a working intelligence; say, join-up-the-dots.

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Greg Freeman

Fri 16th Jan 2026 15:21

Devils in disguise for sure, JC!

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Graham Sherwood

Fri 16th Jan 2026 14:55

Well they've got the next line-up for Traitors ready to go JC.

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