Limerick Triptych about Dypstychs [The Life and Loves of Union Jack]
Our Sarah has got a new chap
Called Jesus, (lives in t’ sky an’ all that):
Yes, she’s got religion,
Plays a born-again Virgin
In Reform’s Nativity an’ all that.
Yes, Christians, says Sarah, are good,
But Muzzies ain’t welcome in her ‘hood:
She’s cool shillin’ for Putin,
With our NHS’s lootin’,
An’ wi’ t’ sewage that the UK’s a-floodin’.
But I reckon our Sarah’s goin’ woke.
See, (while worried ‘bout blokes who love blokes),
She thinks the words of our Saviour:
“Please folks, love your neighbour”
Mean “Union Jack’s in need of a poke”!
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Dé Luain, an naoú lá is fiche de mhí na Nollag,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche.
(Monday, 29th December 2025)
Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Sat 17th Jan 2026 11:27
Belated thanks for your likes:
Red Brick Keshner
Stephen Gospage
Aisha Suleman
Steve White
…and for your Limerick, Stephen G.
Hate and Farage,
Hate and Farage,
Go together like a horse and carriage,
You can’t have one without the ooooother!