Thank pickleball  it's Christmas 
Eat dink and be very merry 
With your paddle in your hand 
You my friend take the festive cherry
Net celebration cheers mines a sherry

Thank pickleball its Christmas 
Meet me in the kitchen zone
Drop shot me a yuletide turkey
Nice volley I'll never eat alone
Backhand twist santa take me home 

Thank pickleball it's Christmas
It's gonna be joyous on a roll 
Good tidings from the baseline 
Tinsletown lights up your soul
Topspin has got me out of control 

Thank pickleball it's Christmas
What a cracker from the sideline 
Punch and drive kamikaze style 
A star it does brightly shine
Dead ball time to drink mulled wine

Thank pickleball it's Christmas 
I am lost in no man's land
Let me present you with a gift
A golden pickle just understand
Overhead smash you've been canned

Thank pickleball it's Christmas 
Standing tall on your mistletoes
You serve and we battle what a rally
Seasons greetings that's how it goes
Thank pickleball its Christmas