Happy Mother's Day - #Let Women Speak

Out loud we write: “Let women speak!”

Out loud we say: “Enough’s enough,

Our mental health’s future is ever so bleak,

It isn’t the cough that’ll carry us off,

And it’s not being fat, ‘cos woke's banned that,

It’s the bloody claptrap in those re-written Puffins,

The truth we must speak: that bloke’s a bloke,

The Emperor’s in the bollocky buff,

He’s bollocky buff, what’s that I see poke?

Just watch his bollocks when the Emperor coughs,

The Emperor’s a feller, and he’s ever so bollocky buff!