We called them the seagulls

Graduate Entrants from HQ

Average age twenty two

Incorporated in the corporate loop

They would arrive in a flock

circle around for a while, then swoop


Having never worked at the sharp end

they were nevertheless fully qualified

to peck at everything

highlighting non-compliances

where they could find them

then fly off again

leaving a load of shit behind them

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Reggie's Ghost

Sun 19th Mar 2023 17:45

All true. I've been seagulled and I've seagulled.

Thanks all for likes and comments.

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Stephen Gospage

Sun 19th Mar 2023 09:07

Has a terrible ring of truth, RG. Mind you, soon almost everybody will go to university, so there will be no one left at the sharp end to any work..

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Sat 18th Mar 2023 08:47

Accurately described RG.
It seems to be the way of the world these days, both in academia and industry-chiefs and indians etc.

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