I’m English; from Cambridge; adult male.
I’m ‘privileged’, ‘cos I’m blue-eyed and pale:
De facto a racist,
But I repent: now I’m African female!
So I’ve written my own dictionary,
In which race and sex arbitrary,
Mean I can bear twins,
Wear real leopard skins,
Whilst frolicking with unicorns and fairies.
I met the Red Queen at her Palace,
She asked: “what’s your name, is it Alice;
Where are you from?”
I said: “The Kingdom,
Of the Rabbit Hole of Ignorant Bliss.”
She insisted: “I’m sure your name’s Alice,
That’s what we were told at the Palace!”
I replied: “who I am
Is a lover of jam,
And I want jam tomorrow, with scallops!”
Said the Red Queen: “I know your name’s Alice!
And your brothers are Gromit and Wallace!”
I said: “that’s on Sundays,
And sometimes on Phundays,
When I phorget I was born with a Phallus”.