PINK WELLIES

When I first saw my girlfriend naked

I knew there was something wrong,

although she'd taken her clothes off

she still had her wellingtons on!       

 

She kept them on while making love

and despite the increased friction

I saw it my duty to carry on,

to abstain was a dereliction

 

Bought online they were shocking pink

with tartan straps on the tops

She dyed her diamond pink to match

when she danced on Top of the Pops