When I first saw my girlfriend naked

I knew there was something wrong,

although she'd taken her clothes off

she still had her wellingtons on!       


She kept them on while making love

and despite the increased friction

I saw it my duty to carry on,

to abstain was a dereliction


Bought online they were shocking pink

with tartan straps on the tops

She dyed her diamond pink to match

when she danced on Top of the Pops

◄ I'm a Celebrity etc

Predatory Paedophile Clapping Song ►


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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Tue 29th Nov 2022 11:35

Forgive my impertinence but....................

The Welly song

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Tue 29th Nov 2022 11:05

Love it!💐

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Stephen Gospage

Tue 29th Nov 2022 08:20

Good, clean fun. Great stuff.

<Deleted User> (34685)

Mon 28th Nov 2022 23:04

ohhhhh! you are awful but I love it-did you cam any of it?

my moby number better not

a cool poem that got me hot under the collar


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