I'm a Celebrity etc

My wife doesn't move very much

when she's watching the TV at night

I supply the occasional coffee

to provide much needed respite


Set in a self-induced coma

she's not really lazy as such,

just fixated on life in The Jungle

where they also don't move very much


I can't extricate the remote

held tight in her vice-like clutch

so I'm forced to watch what she watches,

now I too don't move very much

◄ House of Shrines



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Kevin Tan

Tue 22nd Nov 2022 12:41

It's very woke wokey. But I'm glad we're getting the better Earth! My profile is inactive now. Got other priorities! Still wishing everyone all good things. 💐

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John Coopey

Mon 21st Nov 2022 22:18

Have you tried pushing hot pins in your prick, Telboy? I find it a little more enjoyable.

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 21st Nov 2022 14:55

It's about control - remote or otherwise - as always. 😃

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Mon 21st Nov 2022 10:10

so I'm forced to watch what she watches,

I know the feeling.😒

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Kevin Tan

Mon 21st Nov 2022 09:31

The beings that are NOT heartless & loveless are going for world peace. You could consider joining us.

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Stephen Atkinson

Sun 20th Nov 2022 23:46

Same here! But at least it's not love Island!

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