THE MAN UPSTAIRS

When she died in her ground floor flat

and had gone to join The Man Upstairs

the man upstairs, concerned that he had not seen her for a few days,

came downstairs and when he saw her

said a quick prayer to The Man Upstairs

went back upstairs to his flat

then went up another flight to tell the man upstairs

that the lady downstairs had gone to join The Man Upstairs

 

The Man Upstairs was completed unmoved by all this

because of course as we know he doesn't really exist